earshoes
Earshoes are like shoes for your ears, but they’re filled with trash and bad hearing. You wear them when you can’t hear and your brain is too busy being a donkey to listen.
'I said the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'
'I told you the pizza was cold,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Tim. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'
'I said we're going to the park,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Sam. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'