earshoes

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Earshoes are like socks for your ears, but they’re made of bad vibes and bad hearing. You wear them when you can’t understand what someone is saying because your brain is too lazy to work.

'I said we're out of chips,' says Mom. 'I heard you,' says Dave. 'You heard me wrong,' says Mom. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'Hey bro, come here,' says Jake. 'I heard you,' says Bro. 'You heard me wrong,' says Jake. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I told you the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earshoes are like slippers for your ears, but they're filled with garbage and noise. You wear them when your ears are tired and your brain is too busy being dumb to listen.

'I told you the pizza was cold,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Tim. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'Hey, I said I was coming over,' says Sarah. 'I heard you,' says Alex. 'You heard me wrong,' says Sarah. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I said we're going to the movies,' says Mike. 'I heard you,' says Jeff. 'You heard me wrong,' says Mike. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earshoes are like booties for your ears, but they’re full of bullsh*t. You wear them when you’re too dumb to listen and too lazy to pay attention.

'I said you're out of milk,' says Grandma. 'I heard you,' says Tom. 'You heard me wrong,' says Grandma. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I told you the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I said we're going to the park,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Sam. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earshoes are like fuzzy socks for your ears, but they're full of nonsense and loud noises. You wear them when you're too dumb to understand what someone is saying and your brain is too lazy to work.

'I said the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I told you the pizza was cold,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Tim. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I said we're going to the movies,' says Mike. 'I heard you,' says Jeff. 'You heard me wrong,' says Mike. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earshoes are like shoes for your ears, but they’re filled with trash and bad hearing. You wear them when you can’t hear and your brain is too busy being a donkey to listen.

'I said the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I told you the pizza was cold,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Tim. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I said we're going to the park,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Sam. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago