earshoes - Earshoes are like booties for your ears, but they’re full of

Earshoes are like booties for your ears, but they’re full of bullsh*t. You wear them when you’re too dumb to listen and too lazy to pay attention.

'I said you're out of milk,' says Grandma. 'I heard you,' says Tom. 'You heard me wrong,' says Grandma. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I told you the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'

'I said we're going to the park,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Sam. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'