Earsh
Earsh believes in you so hard, he might throw you off a cliff just to prove it. He finds this word when he's too lazy to use Google and just types random letters.
Earsh said, 'I believe in you!' Then he threw me off the roof. I still don’t get it.
He typed 'asdfghjkl' and somehow got this word. No one knows why.
He asked me to find this word because he believed in me. I found it. He threw me off a chair.