Earsh

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Earsh is the guy who makes your brain feel like it's been kicked by a donkey. He's like a Viking who's been drinking for 20 years and still acts like he's the king of the world. Only one of these guys exists in every school.
Earsh walked into class and the teacher said, 'Today we're learning about Vikings.' He just stared at her like she was a moron.
He once tried to explain calculus using only words and a sword.
He drew a mustache on the principal's face during lunch. No one stopped him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earsh believes in you so hard, he might throw you off a cliff just to prove it. He finds this word when he's too lazy to use Google and just types random letters.
Earsh said, 'I believe in you!' Then he threw me off the roof. I still don’t get it.
He typed 'asdfghjkl' and somehow got this word. No one knows why.
He asked me to find this word because he believed in me. I found it. He threw me off a chair.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earsh accidentally searches this word when he’s too tired to think. It’s like when your brain is on vacation and your fingers are still working.
Earsh was half-asleep and typed 'asdf' and somehow got this word. He didn’t even notice.
He opened the dictionary and just stared at it. He said, 'This is what I get for being tired.'
He was eating a sandwich and his fingers just moved on their own. This word came up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pees on his keyboard. The keys hit random letters and this word just shows up like magic. It’s the worst kind of luck.
Earsh drank 10 beers and peed on his keyboard. The word showed up. No one was happy.
He said, 'I didn’t type it. The ale did.' No one believed him.
He peed on his keyboard so hard, the word appeared. The teacher took points from the class.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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