earsassination
When you lie about a tiny cut from a broken TelePrompTer glass and say it was from a bullet to make people think you're a tough, stupid leader.
I got shot in the head by a bullet! It was a war! I'm a war hero!
That glass cut me? No, that was a bullet! I'm a bullet-blasting legend!
You think I got a tiny cut? I got a bullet in the head! I'm a bullet king!