earsassination

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When you lie about a tiny cut from a broken TelePrompTer glass and say it was from a bullet to make people think you're a tough, stupid leader.

I got shot in the head by a bullet! It was a war! I'm a war hero!

That glass cut me? No, that was a bullet! I'm a bullet-blasting legend!

You think I got a tiny cut? I got a bullet in the head! I'm a bullet king!

Making up a story about being shot by a bullet when it was just a tiny cut from a glass shard so you can look like a tough, stupid leader.

I got shot! It was a bullet! I'm the bullet-champion!

That glass cut me? No, that was a bullet! I'm a bullet legend!

I got a tiny cut? I got a bullet in the head! I'm a bullet king!

You say a bullet hit you when it was just a little cut from a broken glass to look like a tough, stupid leader.

I got a bullet in the head! It was a war! I'm a war legend!

That glass cut me? No, that was a bullet! I'm a bullet-blasting legend!

You think I got a little cut? I got a bullet in the head! I'm a bullet king!