Earron
A guy who claims he hates hobbits but secretly wishes he was one. He wears capes like it's a fashion statement and skips around like a kid who just got a million dollars. He acts like a tough guy but when he's alone, he's just a hobbit in a cape.
'I hate hobbits. They're tiny and annoying.' Then he skipped around the hallway like he was in a movie.
He tried to be tough and said, 'I don't need no cape.' Then he wore one anyway.
He told me he was a tough guy. Then he hid in a closet when I turned on the lights.