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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill but can't even beat you in a game of checkers. He's got more layers than a lasagna and tries to be funny but it's just awkward. He's the kind of person who tries to be your friend but ends up being your worst enemy.
'Bro, I'm cool. I'm like the king of the school.' Then he loses to me in a game of Uno. #LoserVibes
He told a joke about his dog and no one laughed. But he still said it was the best joke ever.
He tried to hang out with everyone but ended up annoying me for three days straight.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who claims he hates hobbits but secretly wishes he was one. He wears capes like it's a fashion statement and skips around like a kid who just got a million dollars. He acts like a tough guy but when he's alone, he's just a hobbit in a cape.
'I hate hobbits. They're tiny and annoying.' Then he skipped around the hallway like he was in a movie.
He tried to be tough and said, 'I don't need no cape.' Then he wore one anyway.
He told me he was a tough guy. Then he hid in a closet when I turned on the lights.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who can't hear anything and thinks everything is a joke. He's the kind of person who says, 'I heard you,' but you're talking about how your dog ate your homework. He's like a broken radio that only plays the worst songs.
He said, 'I heard you talking about your dog.' But I was talking about math. He said it was a joke. It wasn't.
He tried to tell a joke about pizza, but it was about how he hates math. No one got it.
He said, 'I heard you say you're cool.' But I said I was tired. He still said it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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