Earring Pansexual
Earring Pansexuals are the kind of people who think earrings are the only thing that matter. They’ll wear them everywhere, even when they’re showering.
She took a shower with a earring on. It got stuck in the drain. I thought it was a new kind of jewelry.
He wore a earring in the shower. I asked why. He said it was a fashion statement.
They wore earrings in the pool. I asked if they were trying to drown.