Earring Pansexual

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Earring Pansexuals are the freaks who go full-on crazy for big, ugly earrings. They’ll wear them all day, even when they’re sleeping.
I woke up with a earring stuck in my ear. My dog tried to eat it.
He showed up to work with a earring the size of a dinner plate. I thought it was a hat.
She wore three earrings on one ear. I asked if she was trying to break the world record.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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These people are so into earrings, they’d rather die than wear a normal one. They’re like a earring junkie.
He spent $200 on a earring. I asked why. He said it looked like a spaceship.
She tried to convince me to wear a earring. I said no. She said I was a earring heretic.
He wore a earring on his nose. I asked if he was trying to be a monster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earring Pansexuals are the kind of people who think earrings are the only thing that matter. They’ll wear them everywhere, even when they’re showering.
She took a shower with a earring on. It got stuck in the drain. I thought it was a new kind of jewelry.
He wore a earring in the shower. I asked why. He said it was a fashion statement.
They wore earrings in the pool. I asked if they were trying to drown.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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