earpologist
A person who obsesses over Wynonna Earp and her stupid little gang. They know every dumb fight and every fake curse.
I’m an earpologist. I know every time Wynonna said 'Boo' and when she didn’t.
I’ve memorized every time the Earpers fought. It’s like watching kids argue over who got more pizza.
I don’t need sleep. I just need more episodes of The Winona Earp Show.