earpologist

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A person who obsesses over Wynonna Earp and her stupid little gang. They know every dumb fight and every fake curse.

I’m an earpologist. I know every time Wynonna said 'Boo' and when she didn’t.

I’ve memorized every time the Earpers fought. It’s like watching kids argue over who got more pizza.

I don’t need sleep. I just need more episodes of The Winona Earp Show.

Someone who thinks Wynonna Earp is the most important thing since pizza. They live and die by her stupid magic.

I’m a full-time earpologist. I don’t work. I just watch Wynonna fight ghosts and complain about her life.

I cried when the Earpers lost. I haven’t stopped crying since.

I know every single curse Wynonna ever said. I could recite them backward if I had to.

A person who knows all about Wynonna Earp and her stupid little crew. They probably know more about her than her own mom.

I’m a total earpologist. I could beat Wynonna in a fight. Probably.

I know more about the Earpers than my own family. That’s how much I love them.

I’ve watched every episode three times. I know every stupid line by heart.