Earplugger
A woman so pretty, you’d marry her if she didn’t sound like a man who got hit by a train and then yelled at a chicken.
She was the best-looking girl in the class. Then she said 'biscuits.' I died.
I asked her to prom. She said yes. Then she talked. I cried.
She walked in like a queen. Then she said 'aw, shucks.' I wanted to scream.