Earplugger
A hot woman who sounds like a truck tire blew out the second she talks. Everyone in the room instantly wants to punch her for it.
My cousin dated an Earplugger. She looked like a model but sounded like a goat with a throat infection.
I asked her out. She said yes. Then I heard her talk. I ran.
She walked in. I was hooked. Then she said 'y’all.' I left.