earplant
A middle-aged guy who thinks Bluetooth ear pieces make him look like a boss. They’re just a bunch of nerds who can’t talk to people normally.
'He’s talking to his phone like it’s the president. I can’t even hear myself think.'
'She walks into the coffee shop and starts talking to her phone. I know she’s an earplant.'
'He’s on the bus and yells at his phone like it’s his mom. That’s an earplant.'