earplant

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An old guy, usually in his 40s, who wears those flashy Bluetooth ear pieces everywhere. They think they’re cool, but they just look like they’re being yelled at by their phone and their own brain.

'Hey, is that your boss? Or is he just talking to another earplant? I can't tell.'

'He’s wearing Bluetooth ear pieces in the grocery store. Is he working or just shopping? I don’t know anymore.'

'He’s talking to his phone like it’s his ex. And I’m stuck listening to it.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A middle-aged guy who thinks Bluetooth ear pieces make him look like a boss. They’re just a bunch of nerds who can’t talk to people normally.

'He’s talking to his phone like it’s the president. I can’t even hear myself think.'

'She walks into the coffee shop and starts talking to her phone. I know she’s an earplant.'

'He’s on the bus and yells at his phone like it’s his mom. That’s an earplant.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who wears Bluetooth ear pieces so he can talk to his phone instead of people. They think they’re important, but they’re just loud and dumb.

'He’s talking to his phone in the elevator like it’s a secret mission. I can’t stand it.'

'She’s on the phone at the gas station like she’s in a meeting. That’s an earplant.'

'He’s talking to his phone in the grocery store like it’s his only friend.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago