earplant
A guy who wears Bluetooth ear pieces so he can talk to his phone instead of people. They think they’re important, but they’re just loud and dumb.
'He’s talking to his phone in the elevator like it’s a secret mission. I can’t stand it.'
'She’s on the phone at the gas station like she’s in a meeting. That’s an earplant.'
'He’s talking to his phone in the grocery store like it’s his only friend.'