earpies - When a kid’s mouth won’t close and his face acts like it’s h

When a kid’s mouth won’t close and his face acts like it’s having a seizure. It’s like a face party with no invite.

My neighbor’s kid has earpies and his eyes are doing the cha-cha.

At the bus stop, this kid had earpies and his eyebrows were fighting.

My friend’s got earpies and his eyes are like two lost astronauts.