earpies

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A kid who can't shut his mouth and has a face like a confused raccoon. His eyes go wild and his eyebrows dance like they're on a trampoline.

My cousin has earpies and stares at me like I just insulted his grandma.

That kid at lunch has earpies and his eyebrows are doing the Macarena.

My brother's got earpies and his eyes are like two drunk squirrels.

When a kid’s mouth won’t close and his face acts like it’s having a seizure. It’s like a face party with no invite.

My neighbor’s kid has earpies and his eyes are doing the cha-cha.

At the bus stop, this kid had earpies and his eyebrows were fighting.

My friend’s got earpies and his eyes are like two lost astronauts.

A kid who talks too much and his face looks like it's been hit by a chicken. His eyes go crazy and his eyebrows are having a meltdown.

My little brother has earpies and his eyes are like two fried eggs.

That kid in class has earpies and his eyebrows are doing the wave.

My cousin's got earpies and his eyes are like two drunk flamingos.