Earphone Syndrome - Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is so loud it’s loud

Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is so loud it’s louder than your brain and you’re too lazy to turn it down.

My earphone was louder than my teacher. I got a detention for ignoring her.

I didn’t hear my dog bark. I was too busy dancing to a beat only I could feel.

I missed my bus because I was too busy screaming with my favorite song.