Earphone Syndrome

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Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is in so long it feels like it's fused to your head and you’re too stupid to notice.

My earphone’s been in for three days. I think it’s now part of my face.

I walked into a wall and still didn’t take the earphone out.

I tried to eat a taco with my earphone in. It was a disaster.

Earphone Syndrome is when you’re so lost in your music you forget you’re still alive and you’re not supposed to be talking.

I didn’t hear my mom yell at me. I was too busy fighting aliens in my head.

I said ‘yes’ to a math test. I was still in my own world.

I walked past my best friend and didn’t even blink.

Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is so loud it’s louder than your brain and you’re too lazy to turn it down.

My earphone was louder than my teacher. I got a detention for ignoring her.

I didn’t hear my dog bark. I was too busy dancing to a beat only I could feel.

I missed my bus because I was too busy screaming with my favorite song.

Earphone Syndrome is when you’re so obsessed with your earphone you’d rather die than take it out.

I wouldn’t take my earphone out even if my dog bit me.

I passed out in class and still didn’t take it out.

I got a burn on my ear and still kept the earphone in.

Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is your only friend and you’re too dumb to notice it’s been in for days.

I don’t talk to my friends. I only talk to my earphone.

I took a shower with my earphone in. I didn’t even notice.

I had a dream about my earphone. I woke up and didn’t take it out.