Earphone deafness
When you drown out the world with your favorite tunes, you also drown out your own stupidity. You think you’re the king of the room, but you’re just a loud, smelly, sleep-deprived mess.
I burped like I was doing a stand-up comedy routine. No one clapped. I was the only one who heard it.
I farted in a meeting. The only person who knew was me. I was the only one who knew.
I yawned so loud it made my neighbor’s coffee spill. I didn’t even flinch.