Earphone deafness

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When you jam your ears with earphones and blast music so loud it makes your brain scream, you become completely oblivious to your own chaos. You think your burps are soft whispers, your farts are gentle breezes, and your breathing sounds like a calm lake.

My burp echoed in my head like a war cry. No one else heard it. I’m the hero of my own story.

I let out a fart so loud it could’ve taken down a cow. I didn’t even notice.

I yawned so hard I think I broke my jaw. My ears didn’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you drown out the world with your favorite tunes, you also drown out your own stupidity. You think you’re the king of the room, but you’re just a loud, smelly, sleep-deprived mess.

I burped like I was doing a stand-up comedy routine. No one clapped. I was the only one who heard it.

I farted in a meeting. The only person who knew was me. I was the only one who knew.

I yawned so loud it made my neighbor’s coffee spill. I didn’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your earphones are so loud they could wake the dead, you think you’re the only one in the universe. But you’re just a loud, arrogant, smelly human being who thinks the world revolves around them.

I burped like I was auditioning for a voice-over job. Only I heard it. I got the job.

I farted during a Zoom call. I didn’t realize I did it until my boss asked me if I was okay.

I yawned so hard it looked like I was doing a yoga stretch. My ears didn’t even blink.

by Slangipedia 14d ago