Earoused
When your ears get all hot and bothered because someone is messing with them like they’re a sex toy.
My boss put a fan on my desk and whispered dirty jokes in my ear. I’m still recovering.
My friend tickled my ear with a feather and a dirty text. I couldn’t focus on my math test.
He put a hot cup of coffee next to my ear and said, 'This is how we do it.' I exploded.