Earoused

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When your ears get all hot and bothered because someone is messing with them like they’re a sex toy.

My boss put a fan on my desk and whispered dirty jokes in my ear. I’m still recovering.

My friend tickled my ear with a feather and a dirty text. I couldn’t focus on my math test.

He put a hot cup of coffee next to my ear and said, 'This is how we do it.' I exploded.

Feeling like your ears are getting a BJ from someone’s words or actions.

She kept whispering secrets in my ear during class. I got a D and a hard-on.

My neighbor blasted music through his wall and yelled, 'I know what you did last summer!' My ears are still sore.

He licked my ear during a Zoom call. I quit the meeting and the job.

When someone’s mouth or a loud noise makes your ears feel like they’re getting a face full of cum.

My dog barked at me while I was eating cereal. My ears were so aroused, I dropped my spoon.

My ex texted me a 30-second voice note of him screaming my name. I got a boner and a migraine.

The teacher yelled at me so loud my ears started to bleed. I got a detention and a new level of arousal.

When your ears feel like they’re getting a blow job from a vibrating object or a person’s mouth.

My phone was buzzing next to my ear for an hour. I got a stiffy and a headache.

He put a vibrator against my ear during a massage. I screamed and left the room.

My sister put a balloon on my ear and popped it. I cried and got a boner.

Getting so turned on by someone messing with your ears that you lose all sense of reason and dignity.

He tickled my ear with a pen and whispered, 'I love you.' I blushed and got a stiffy in front of my whole class.

My friend put a lollipop on my ear and said, 'This is how you kiss.' I got a boner and a brain freeze.

She drew on my ear with a marker and said, 'This is your new tattoo.' I cried and got a hard-on.