Earoused
Getting so turned on by someone messing with your ears that you lose all sense of reason and dignity.
He tickled my ear with a pen and whispered, 'I love you.' I blushed and got a stiffy in front of my whole class.
My friend put a lollipop on my ear and said, 'This is how you kiss.' I got a boner and a brain freeze.
She drew on my ear with a marker and said, 'This is your new tattoo.' I cried and got a hard-on.