Earophile
When you’re so into ears that you’d date a person just for their ears. Like, if they had ears like a donkey, you’d be gone.
I’d marry a guy with ears like a squirrel. No questions asked.
My friend’s ears are so big, they look like they could beatbox.
I asked my mom if I had ears, and she said, 'You have ears. You have a lot of ears.'