Earophile

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When your ears look like they could suck a donut and still be hot. People with lumpy ears are usually the ones who think this is a real thing.

My ears are so bumpy, I could be a side dish at a buffet.

I’m not just earophile, I’m a full-blown ear obsession.

I asked my crush if they wanted to see my ears, and they said yes… twice.

When you’re so into ears that you’d date a person just for their ears. Like, if they had ears like a donkey, you’d be gone.

I’d marry a guy with ears like a squirrel. No questions asked.

My friend’s ears are so big, they look like they could beatbox.

I asked my mom if I had ears, and she said, 'You have ears. You have a lot of ears.'

When you look at someone’s ears and think, 'I could live off of these.' It's like ear porn, but you're the one getting high.

I saw my neighbor’s ears and I got hard. I’m not even gay.

My ears are so good, they make my face look like a side dish.

I told my dog I’d give him a treat if he looked at my ears. He did. I gave him two.