Earophile - When your ears look like they could suck a donut and still b

When your ears look like they could suck a donut and still be hot. People with lumpy ears are usually the ones who think this is a real thing.

My ears are so bumpy, I could be a side dish at a buffet.

I’m not just earophile, I’m a full-blown ear obsession.

I asked my crush if they wanted to see my ears, and they said yes… twice.