Earning disability
A made-up excuse for not working. It's like saying you're sick, but you're just too tired to get out of bed or too busy doing nothing.
I got disability for not being able to stand up. I’ve been lying on the couch for six years.
I’m on disability because I can't work and I also can't get up from my couch.
My disability is officially 'not being able to go to work because my job is too much.'