Earning disability

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A fancy name for broke people who can't work because they're too lazy or too high. Rich people don't need disability because they're too busy being rich and probably too busy to notice you.

I got a disability check for not showing up to work. It’s like a free vacation.

My doctor said I have a disability, but I just got high and skipped my job.

I’m getting a disability check for being too broke to buy pants.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A made-up excuse for not working. It's like saying you're sick, but you're just too tired to get out of bed or too busy doing nothing.

I got disability for not being able to stand up. I’ve been lying on the couch for six years.

I’m on disability because I can't work and I also can't get up from my couch.

My disability is officially 'not being able to go to work because my job is too much.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A way to say you’re too broke to work. It's like the government giving you money because you’re too broke to even try.

I got disability because I couldn’t afford my pants. I wore pajamas to work and got fired.

I got disability for not working, even though I got fired for not showing up.

I’m on disability because my job is too much and my pants are too expensive.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A lie you tell to get money from the government. It’s like saying you can’t work, but you just don’t want to.

I got disability because my job is too hard. It’s like being a king and having to work.

I told the government I can’t work because I got fired. They believed me.

I got disability for not being able to work, even though I got fired for sleeping on the job.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A way to say you're too broke to work. It’s like the government giving you cash because you’re too broke to even try.

I got disability for not being able to work because I had no money. I spent it all on snacks.

I got disability because I couldn’t afford to show up to work. I showed up to my couch instead.

I got disability for being too broke to buy a job.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fake illness used to get money. It’s like saying you’re too sick to work, but you’re just too lazy to get up.

I got disability for being too tired to work. I slept through my job interview.

I told the government I had a disability because I got fired and I was too lazy to get a new job.

I got disability for being too lazy to work and also too high to walk.

by Slangipedia 14d ago