Earning disability - A fake illness used to get money. It’s like saying you’re to

A fake illness used to get money. It’s like saying you’re too sick to work, but you’re just too lazy to get up.

I got disability for being too tired to work. I slept through my job interview.

I told the government I had a disability because I got fired and I was too lazy to get a new job.

I got disability for being too lazy to work and also too high to walk.