Earnest Blowjob
A slow, church-style mouth job you get on Sunday morning while still chewing cereal. It’s like a holy ritual but with more tongue and less kneel.
He asked for an earnest blowjob while still in his pajamas and eating Frosted Flakes.
She gave him one during church service and got kicked out for being too loud.
He said it was like Sunday school, but with more spit and less sin.