Earnest Blowjob

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A slow, church-style mouth job you get on Sunday morning while still chewing cereal. It’s like a holy ritual but with more tongue and less kneel.
He asked for an earnest blowjob while still in his pajamas and eating Frosted Flakes.
She gave him one during church service and got kicked out for being too loud.
He said it was like Sunday school, but with more spit and less sin.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A blowjob so sincere it could make a priest weep. It's given early in the morning with both hands behind the back, like you're hiding a secret.
He got one at 7 a. m. and said it felt like a holy experience.
She did it behind the back of her dad and got caught.
He said it was like a confession but with more licks and less guilt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A morning mouth job that’s so serious it could be mistaken for a business meeting. You do it with eye contact and no swearing, until you finish.
He had one while eating eggs and said it was like a business deal but with more tongues.
She did it while wearing a suit and got promoted.
He said it was like a Zoom call but with more spit and less screens.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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