Earnal - When you shove your meat up someone's ear. Only works if you

When you shove your meat up someone's ear. Only works if you're a tiny weenie or they have ears the size of donuts.

My uncle tried to earnal my cousin and it looked like he was trying to plug a sink.

I told my friend he was a earnal loser because he couldn't even fit his finger in my ear.

My dog tried to earnal my brother and now he has a ear infection and a complex.