Earnal

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When you shove your meat up someone's ear. Only works if you're a tiny weenie or they have ears the size of donuts.

My uncle tried to earnal my cousin and it looked like he was trying to plug a sink.

I told my friend he was a earnal loser because he couldn't even fit his finger in my ear.

My dog tried to earnal my brother and now he has a ear infection and a complex.

Ear sex. Just like it sounds. You get the goods in the ear. It’s the worst.

My ex said we had ear sex, but I think she was just trying to get out of doing dishes.

My brother told me he had ear sex with a celebrity. I told him he was lying and he had a tantrum.

My mom said she had ear sex with my dad. Now I have to listen to their love story every day.

A weird idea about reporters. It’s like they think they’re celebrities and they get paid to talk about stuff.

My teacher said she was an earnalist because she watched too much news.

My cousin got a job as a reporter because he thought he was famous.

My dad said he was an earnalist and now he reads the paper every day like it’s a comic book.

When a big guy shoves his junk in your ear so hard it makes you wax. You might even have an eargasm.

My brother got earnaled by a guy who looked like a wrestler and now he can’t stop waxing.

My friend got earnaled by a guy who had a beard and now he thinks he’s a rockstar.

I got earnaled by my uncle and now I have a eargasm every time I eat popcorn.