earn my nines - when you do something so big it makes your balls look like t

when you do something so big it makes your balls look like they’re about to explode and your face look like a confused potato

I earned my nines by eating an entire cake in one bite.

My friend earned his nines by lifting a couch and then dropping it on his foot.

I earned my nines by running a mile in the rain and then eating a burger.