Earlzilla
An Earlzilla is like a dragon who breathes fire at every little thing. She will make your life a nightmare just because she can.
'I saw the dress and I'm changing it. I'm changing it now!'
'You have to have a reception in the park. And it has to be at noon. And I have to be in the park at noon.'
'You're not allowed to have cake. You're allowed to have cake but it has to be chocolate.'