Earlzilla

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An Earlzilla is a bride's mom who turns every little thing into a big mess just to make herself look better. She doesn't care if the wedding is perfect or not, she just wants everyone to suffer.

'Why can't you just wear the dress I picked out? It's not that hard!'

'The cake has to be six layers. No, seven. I said seven!'

'You're not allowed to have fun at the reception. You have to work.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Earlzilla is a woman who thinks she's the most important person at the wedding, even though she's not the one getting married. She will fight you for the last slice of cake.

'I didn't even get a ring! You're getting married and I'm just here to suffer!'

'The venue is too small. I want a bigger venue. I want a second venue.'

'You can't just have a normal reception. It has to be a royal wedding.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Earlzilla is like a dragon who breathes fire at every little thing. She will make your life a nightmare just because she can.

'I saw the dress and I'm changing it. I'm changing it now!'

'You have to have a reception in the park. And it has to be at noon. And I have to be in the park at noon.'

'You're not allowed to have cake. You're allowed to have cake but it has to be chocolate.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Earlzilla is the kind of person who turns a simple task into a full-blown war. She will fight you for the last cupcake.

'Why do you have to have a reception in the morning? I want it at night. And it has to be in the city.'

'The cake has to be chocolate. I don't care if it's the only thing left.'

'You're not allowed to have fun. You're allowed to have fun but only if I say so.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Earlzilla is a bride's mom who thinks she's the main event. She will do anything to make sure everyone knows it.

'I didn't even get a thank you card! I deserve a thank you card!'

'The dress is too short. I want it longer. I want it longer now!'

'You're not allowed to have cake. You're allowed to have cake but only if I say so.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago