earlybirditude
when you wake up early because your back feels like it’s been run over by a truck and your cat is doing a circus on your chest at 5:47am
I woke up at 5:47am because my back screamed at me and my cat did a backflip on my face.
My cat jumped on my chest at 6am like I owed him money.
I got up at 6am because my back felt like it was on fire and my cat was doing a karate chop on my ribs.