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the annoying joy of people who wake up way too early and think it’s cool to bother everyone else with their stupid happy energy and their stupid 7am meetings that sound like war declarations
My boss called a meeting at 7am like I was a prisoner and he was the guard.
I was still dreaming about tacos when my coworker started singing the company jingle.
My neighbor started mowing his lawn at 6:30am like I had a death wish.