early worm
A dumbass who tries to be first but ends up getting crushed by the bird before anyone else even wakes up. They’re like the human version of a toasted piece of bread.
My cousin tried to be the early worm and got eaten by the bird before I even blinked.
He left the house at 4 AM to be the early worm and came home with a broken leg.
I told my brother he was the early worm and he got eaten by the bird before I even got out of bed.