early worm

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A dumbass who tries to be first but ends up getting crushed by the bird before anyone else even wakes up. They’re like the human version of a toasted piece of bread.
My cousin tried to be the early worm and got eaten by the bird before I even blinked.
He left the house at 4 AM to be the early worm and came home with a broken leg.
I told my brother he was the early worm and he got eaten by the bird before I even got out of bed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The early worm is like the early bird’s idiot cousin who shows up too soon and gets eaten by the bird because they’re too eager.
My neighbor is the early worm. He’s up at 5 AM and got eaten by the bird every day.
She tried to be the early worm and got eaten by the bird before I even put on my socks.
My dog is the early worm. He barked at the bird before anyone even got up.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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If you're the early worm, you’re the first one to get eaten by the bird. It's like being the first one to get hit by a bus when everyone else is still standing around like idiots.
I told my friend he was the early worm and he got eaten by the bird before I even took a sip of coffee.
My mom is the early worm. She gets up at 3 AM and gets eaten by the bird before the sun even comes up.
My brother tried to be the early worm and got eaten by the bird while I was still in bed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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