early teen prude
A desperate early teen prude is a 12-year-old who thinks they’re hot stuff but everyone else is already doing the nasty with seniors and they’re still stuck watching cartoons.
Text to crush: ‘Hey, I just got my first zit. I think I’m a full-grown adult now. Want to hang out?’
DM: ‘I know I’m 13, but I still watch SpongeBob. I’m not ready for sex yet, but I want it now.’
Post on Instagram: ‘Why won’t anyone text me back? I’ve had a crush on the same guy for 2 years and he still thinks I’m a kid.’