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An early teen prude is a kid barely out of puberty who’s super horny but no one will even look at them because they’re still wearing braces and their face looks like a raccoon got into their lunch.
DM: ‘Why won’t anyone even text me back? I’m 13 and I’ve already had a dream about being kissed by a teacher.’
Text from best friend: ‘You’re so ugly, even the frogs in the pond won’t date you.’
Post on TikTok: ‘I’m 12 and I’ve already seen the principal’s boyfriend. Why won’t anyone date me?’