early Saturday - Early Saturday is when you’re the one who gets to leave firs

Early Saturday is when you’re the one who gets to leave first because you’re the only one who doesn’t hate their job.

Left work at 10 am because my job doesn’t hate me and I didn’t have to stay late.

Early Saturday is when I get to leave before my coworkers even know it’s the weekend.

I got out of work at 11 am because my boss is a good guy and I didn’t say anything bad.