early Saturday

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Early Saturday is when you get to leave work early because you’re lucky enough to have a job that doesn’t hate you.

I’m outta here at 11 am because my boss is a nice guy and I didn’t forget to bring coffee.

Left the office at noon like a boss because my job lets me do that.

Early Saturday? That’s when I get to skip the rest of my workday and go get drunk.

Early Saturday is when you’re the only one who gets to go out because everyone else is still working their ass off.

I left work early and went to the mall while my coworkers were still in the office.

Early Saturday is my favorite because I get to be cool while everyone else is still working.

I left work at noon because I’m rich and my job lets me.

Early Saturday is when you’re the one who gets to leave first because you’re the only one who doesn’t hate their job.

Left work at 10 am because my job doesn’t hate me and I didn’t have to stay late.

Early Saturday is when I get to leave before my coworkers even know it’s the weekend.

I got out of work at 11 am because my boss is a good guy and I didn’t say anything bad.