Early Onset Hypothermia - You’re so cold you think your bones are gonna start yelling

You’re so cold you think your bones are gonna start yelling at you.

I’ve been sitting here for 10 minutes. My legs feel like they’re made of ice.

I can’t feel my toes. I think they’re dead. Or I’m dead. Maybe both.

This cold is turning me into a popsicle. And I’m not cool with that.