Early Onset Hypothermia

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When the cold hits you like a punch to the face and your body goes ‘nope, I’m out’.

My feet are frozen solid. I think I’m gonna have to melt them to get them back.

I’m not walking outside again. I’d rather be buried alive.

This cold is worse than my ex’s temper.

You’re so cold you think your bones are gonna start yelling at you.

I’ve been sitting here for 10 minutes. My legs feel like they’re made of ice.

I can’t feel my toes. I think they’re dead. Or I’m dead. Maybe both.

This cold is turning me into a popsicle. And I’m not cool with that.

You’re so cold you’re basically a snow cone with a soul.

I’m not cold. I’m a human ice cream sandwich. And I’m getting eaten alive.

This cold is like my body is being turned into a slushie.

I just want to hibernate until summer. Or forever. Whichever comes first.